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FBC FAQ

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What's the deal with this?

The Full Moon Bike Club or Fucking Bike Club is a way to get like-minded folks of all skill levels and riding styles together for a beverage and a bike ride. The full moon provides the timing; sometimes we'll ride on a Monday or a Thursday or a Saturday. It's something to look forward to each month.

Are you some kind of political movement?

We'll leave the political manuevering to other advocacy groups who are much more equipped to achieve results. We do welcome riders from other politically-minded groups (and if you have materials to hand out feel free to do so).

What's your mission, then?

We'd like to have a good time. (You don't have to take your clothes off, but if you DO, you can dress according to theme!)

Wait, themes?

Yes!! Not all the time, and not every ride. But some rides will be themed so we can create a more festive atmosphere on the roads. And besides, everyone needs at least one tutu they can pull out of their drawer from time to time.

What kind of skill level do I need to have to ride?

Be able to keep up with the pack. The more experienced riders will be in front and in back as sweepers to keep everyone together. Be in decent enough physical shape to mount hills (even walking uphill is OK). We're not riding at zoom-zoom speeds but we need to stay together to stay safe.

What's all this about "Don't be an asshole"?

Assholes suck. Assholes who don't respect bikers suck, and bikers who don't respect road rules suck too. Technically, in Nashville, one can ride on the sidewalks if you're not in a "commercial area" (e.g., not downtown, Five Points, 12 South, etc etc). But how annoying is it to ride on the sidewalk? VERY. So by being jovial and engaging and SAFE we can amp up awareness of bikers in and around Nashville. So, briefly - how not to be an asshole:

What's a spoke card?

You can stick a spoke card in your bike spokes to show where you're going, where you've been, and who you've gone with. First 5 riders get their spoke card free; donations of $1 or spare change are accepted for the rest of ya. (This applies from FBC #3 onward!) Money will go towards creating new spoke cards, possibly arranging beverage stops, or prizes.

Hey wait, I've been to several FBCs and never got a spoke card!

I'm dreadfully behind in printing and laminating. HOWEVER. I'm trying my best. Maybe we won't have spoke cards after all - but if they're a cool thing, they're a cool thing.

Are you a cult?

The FBC claims several chapters, including St. Louis; Sandpoint, ID; Madison, WI; Chicago; and Spokane (recently deceased). A movement has to have at least 10 iterations of itself before it can be called a cult. So, no, we're not a cult. Yet. (But wouldn't you want to get in on the ground floor?)

If it rains, is the ride cancelled?

We ride rain or shine. If it rains the ride will likely be shorter. Snow, rain, sleet, the only conditions in which we will not ride is if there's been a weather emergency declared.

Is this a ride just for young hipsters?

Nope.

Wait, where are you going? I have more questions.

There will be more answers posted here as they come up, but it's Friday and I need to go get a beer.

FULL MOON DATES for 2014
a/k/a When We Roll

January 15 Full Wolf Moon Wednesday
February 14 Full Snow Moon Friday
March 16 Full Worm Moon Sunday
April 15 Full Pink Moon Tuesday
May 14 Full Flower Moon Wednesday
June 13 Full Strawberry Moon Friday
July 12 Full Thunder Moon Saturday
August 10 Full Sturgeon Moon Sunday
September 8 Full Harvest Moon Monday
October 8 Full Hunter's Moon Wednesday
November 6 Full Beaver Moon Thursday
December 6 Full Cold Moon Saturday

 

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